a-swan-in-the-making:

saxguardboy:

carryonmywincestsounds:

darnni:

THIS IS SERIOUSLY A SALAD DRESSING COMMERCIAL

WHAT ARE YOU REALLY TRYING TO SELL

(SOURCE)

My god…

Is everyone going to ignore his sexy voice

soloontherocks:

iwannaforgettheworld:

senpaiexpress:

the-darkmortaldevices:

gallifrey-feels:

mellieforyellie:

scarvenrot:

mooneymannyinthesky:

yukitalia:

8oo:

youregoingtolovemynuts:

dysphorism:

I am still thinking about this

Actually, the fruit of a tree is technically a reproductive organ, since it holds the tree’s seeds and all.

So, it wouldnt be cannabalism, you’d kinda be feeding them their own semen.

I’VE BEEN DRINKING APPLE CUM??

okay now i’ll reblog it

sorry I just wanted to point out that since fruit hold the seeds/ovules they’re technically ovaries and so you’re not drinking apple cum you’re drinking ovary blood

apple semen would be pollen from apple trees and it would just be powdery and awful

You’re really passionate about apples

Actually since fruit is fertilized eggs, you’re drinking liquefied apple fetus.

liquefied apple fetus.

I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S WORSE, APPLE PERIOD BLOOD, APPLE SEMEN OR LIQUEFIED APPLE FETUSES.

Can we just talk about this post for a moment…

HOW DOES THIS KEEP GETTING WORSE

digableswaggot:

bundere:

I WAS DRAWING A PENIS BUT MY MOM CAME IN SO I HURRIED AND MADE IT INTO AN ALPACA„

she just walked past really fast and didn’t say anything I THINK IT WORKED

omg i can’t bREATHE

fandom-fanboyism:

courtneybeth:

Oh my fucking GOD THIS IS PERFECT

IT’S PERFECT BECAUSE WHO WOULD WANT TO STEAL A BOOK FROM SOMEONE IN THE STREET

someblokecalledrichbrook:

so far Tumblr is obsessed with: 

• A genocidal, time-travelling alien
• A sociopathic detective 
• An insane, mass-murdering demigod 
• A manipulative cannibal 
• Two monster-hunting serial killers

welcome to tumblr  

tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

im-your-favorite-actor-and-i:

andratien:

utmostidiocy:

A baby’s laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you will ever hear. Unless it’s 3am. And you’re home alone. And you don’t have a baby.

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT

interbvtts:

ruthlessdutchman:

jaaaaaaaaaackfrost:

NICKNAMES 

PEOPLE GIVING YOU A NICKNAME 

PEOPLE ALWAYS CALLING YOU BY THAT NICKNAME 

BAD NICKNAMES

PEOPLE CALLING YOU BY A NICKNAME YOU HATE

PEOPLE ALWAYS CALLING YOU BY THAT NICKNAME

never getting a nickname

realizing you can’t just shorten your real name