June 2012
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no-dana-only-zuul:
so this one time i tried to be really fucking hilarious by making a “YOU TRIED” star in text post form but i kept failing miserably and i cant bring myself to publish the draft because its too fucking funny just sitting there reminding me of how i did, indeed, try
FUCK I’M cRYYING
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i’m so upset i have to choose between being asleep... →
lulz-time:
Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
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dentist: *scrapes gums with sharp metal instruments*
dentist: ur bleedin because u dont floss
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shavingryansprivates:
how to have sex: an instructional guide
take your pants off and also your partner’s pants too
turn around so that your backs are facing each other
line up your butts and then touch your butt to their butt
congratulations you sex
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laughslastforever:
krejcithegoon:
sarahxhockey:
why does everything turn into a “Canada/America” debate
we are a bromance
we should act as bros
#longest unguarded border in the world say what #cause we got each otha’s backs #you fuck with canada #then you fuck with the united states #and if you fuck with the united states #well we probably deserved it and we dont want canada to get...
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Reblogging because OH MY GOSH! WIGGLES!
YES! YES!
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america: I fought for my Indepence
argentina: I fought for my Independence
mexico: I fought for my independence
peru: I fought for my independence
cuba: I fought for my independence
every other colony in the continent: I fought for my independence
brazil: Portugal said that if I gave him money no one would die
canada: I asked nicely.
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nyanr0ss:
can you imagine
if google just disappeared from the interent
and then we couldn’t google what happened to it
because google was gone
omfg
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Find Your Color →
staarii:
rabbitbatthing:
umbrelicious:
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kclemente21:
nitratesdayrates:
You are aquamarine
#7FFFD4
Your dominant hues are cyan and green. Although you definately strive to be logical you care about people and know there’s a time and place for thinking emotionally. Your head rules most things but your heart rules others, and getting them to meet in the middle takes a lot of...
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