May 2013
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thedramaticsneeze:
hoshigumayuugi:
i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early
YOU PUT THIS IN WORDS
butasparrow:
touchmypopsicle:
it’s kinda funny how when you get older you start to enjoy the things you hated as a kid like taking naps and getting spanked
the second one was kind of unexpected
but no one is disagreeing
homleschapel:
summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell
toadlyoko:
So in middle school we weren’t allowed to have any drinks aside from water but I kept sprite or the clear kool aid in a water bottle and felt like I was someone who made moonshine during the prohibition era.
2 tags
teapayne:
I’ve been 18+ since I was 12
1 tag
salmiakkivodka:
If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex
But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage
But homosexuality is bad
I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with
dalestuckies:
i hate seeing people my age who’ve got their life together already like what the fuck
a-sexy-cat:
actually taking time to do your hair and making it all nice then walking outside and
tennants-companion:
chickensandwich:
ferretdog:
ruinscape:
bondoge:
ruinscape:
how many orange in florida
99999999 orqange possible more
this is the future of tumblr
the future is now
was this site really worth the 1.1 billion dollars yahoo
awkwardrabbit:
failstun:
tltty:
hot waiters make me nervous & forget what i want to order
they are the order
I’d like a piece of that ass
3 tags
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pingustolemysanity:
imagine-your-fav-character:
Imagine your favorite character barging into your room this moment, grabbing your hand, and taking you with them into their world
Lets be honest though most of us would be dead within a week
2 tags
unfierce:
did u ever jus make scenarios in your head that will never happen but make you so happy just imagining them
2 tags
glamourousqueen:
tsarcasm:
niickandopoliis:
what do people even SAY during sex????
pitbull lyrics
yeEAAAeaaAHHHH que no pare la fiesta DONT STOP THE PAAARRTTTAYYYYY
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pandalot:
You are good at something, stop lying to yourself. You’re good at breaking down comic book plots, cooking ramen perfectly, making your friends happy, knowing the time without looking at a clock, getting the perfect ending at RPG’s, or figuring out the twist ending to movies. Don’t let society tell you your talents are meaningless because they don’t serve an economical purpose. Your...
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thefandommenace:
I just want a fruit salad that isn’t 98% of these fucking things
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tabit:
I’m not in the mood to exist
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psilentasincjelli:
If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and...
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quazza:
i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence
patrick-stump-hand:
pizzaswag:
abandoned theme parks look rad as fuck someone go explore one with me
you are the first five minutes of supernatural
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juilan:
meladoodle:
juilan:
My ears. They are ringing.
are u gonna answer em
I’m gonna fucking murder you
whatnycusedtobe:
once i was having a sleepover and it was like three in the morning and my friend just says ‘what if there was a store just for food?’
then three minutes later she blurted out ‘grocery store’
jensenlocked:
lokis-army-at-221b:
muggleland:
the ceo of abercrombie and fitch has a lot of nerve saying that ugly people shouldn’t wear his clothes when he looks like a caucasian orc from the lord of the rings
thefaultinourfandoms:
fasterfood:
“dad i got accepted into harvard!!”
“son im very disappointed in u. i did not raise u to be such a nerd”
2 tags
tresbellemichelle:
blametheleather:
everybody has that one kink that they will never ever admit to liking and will secretly read every fic ever written about it but will vehemently deny it if you ever mention it
#keep your friends close and your secret and socially unaccepted kinks closer
icallthisonethebluesteel:
girlwithdemonblood:
At the end of season 3 in Supernatural we see Dean is wearing the Samulet in hell.
But in the first episode of season 4 Sam returns the Samulet to Dean
That means Deans soul was wearing the Samulet in hell.
His fucking soul was wearing it
